Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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