dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
