I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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