Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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