I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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