Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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