well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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