I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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