i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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