She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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