Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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