How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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