Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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