I wanna bring you to show and tell
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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