I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She bit a glass in half.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
