She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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