Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
is it fun? or sober?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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