More tranny stories later!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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