I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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