Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
