He had one of those small greek statue penises
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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