i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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