now i know why i became what i already was.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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