I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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