She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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