Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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