There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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