it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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