susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you didnt know i had herpes?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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