Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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