Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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