brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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