I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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