addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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