no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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