You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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