ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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