Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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