That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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