so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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