Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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