Define "chronic" masturbator.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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