i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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