sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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