I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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