I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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