Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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