Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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