Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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