Can i not drive my cunt home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
