fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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