when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
it hurts more in the daytime
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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