super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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