He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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