I don't think brook has ever known best
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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