What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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